This be a conversation I had with angelrebelde today. It was over the phone.
Me: Hey, Dizzy.
Her: What?
Me: I want to bang you.
Her: *long pause*
Me: Did you hang up?
Her: No...
Me: So, would you bang me?
Her: You're not that hawt.
Me: That hurts. *pretend sobs*
Her: Go to your little emo-corner, you arse.
*2 minute pause*
Me: I wanna make you dinner.
Her: And what will you make me?
Me: Whatever you want. <3
Her: I want you to go to China and get me home-made wontons.
Me: For that, you'd go to the fuckin' Chinese restaurant down stairs from your house. D:
Her: I'm not hungry.
Me: Yes, you are.
Her: No, I'm not.
Me: YES YOU ARE!
Her: Okay, I am.
Me: What do ya want?
Her: A something sandwich. With a soda.
Me: Coming right up!
*VERY long Pause*
Me: I DID YOUR SANDWICH! COME AND EAT IT!
Her: You do realize you live miles away now, right?
Me: Oh shit, yeah. *eats sandwhich*
Her: What was that sandwich made of?
Me: Your favorite. My homemade crunchy peanut-butter and banana sandwich. With sugar and cinnamon on the bread. Plus, coca-cola and vanilla ice cream shake.
Her: I fucking hate you!
Me: Love you too, sexy. *eats*
Her: *hangs up*
So, then I called back. ;3
Me: Dizzy, whatcha doin'?
Her: Something thats important.
Me: Is it important?
Her: Yes.
Me: How important?
Her: Very.
Me: Having fun?
Her: Yes...
Me: Playing Sonic?
Her: Yes.
Me: Is it hard?
Her: No.
*sound of Sonic falling to his doom*
Me: Sounds like you're having a hard time.
Her: STFU, Milk.
Me: I'm I bothering you? ;3
Her: YES!
Me: Well, I'll have you know, that I was reading a Furry Yaoi. It really makes me wanna jack off. =D
Her: *hangs up*
And now that bum won't pick up my calls. PICK UP, DIZZY! >=O
